26 abril 2006

algo para entretenerse

navegando por la web y en especial por esta paguina http://www.gnu.org/ encontre algo de humor GNU que me pareci muy interesante y como una forma de dsitraerme ya que me encontraba en una semana muy dificil que ni tiempo habia pa comer, espero que sea de su agrado estas son algunas de las que mas me gustaron..

Happy New Year in 4 languages

cat /*dev/null; echo "Happy New Year"\!
cat < /dev/null
c */ () {} /*
c */ main() { cat(); printf("Happy New Year!\n"); } /*
17 format(' Happy New Year!')
write (6,17)
c This program runs in four languages with the same effect.
c The languages are C, Fortran, C Shell and Bourne Shell.
c Written by Vadim Antonov, avg@hq.demos.su

Unix Error Messages

From: ttt@ottawa (Tom Thomassen)

% "How poorly would you rate the UNIX (so-called) user interface?
Unmatched ".

% rm congressional-ethics
rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent

% ar m God
ar: God does not exist

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

%make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

% sh

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending

$ drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create

Or, in a System V (att) universe:

$ cat "can of food"
cat: cannot open can of food

en fin se puede encontrar varios espero que revisen esta paguina bytes..

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